04-22-2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM A HEARTBROKEN FATHER TO HIS ONLY SON

I LOVE YOU VERY VERY VERY MUCH AND I AM SO SO SO SORRY I CAN'T BUY YOU A PRESENT((((((((

BUT IF I COULD, I WOULD BUY YOU ALL THESE THINGS:

 

SOME MANSIONS:

A BUNCH OF CARS:

SEVERAL REALLY COOL PARTIES:

A FEW NEW COMPS:

AND SOME CELL PHONES:

BUT UNFORTUNATELY I AM POOR.((( BUT REMEMBER, IN LIFE, IT IS ALWAYS MORE IMPORTANT TO BE HONEST THAN RICH, AND ALWAYS BETTER TO BE HONEST AND PRINCIPLED THAN SOME RICH SELFISH SCUMBAG))) YOU ARE IN GREAT COMPANY TODAY AS OTHER GREAT MEN HAVE HAD BIRTHDAYS TODAY AS WELL))) FOR EXAMPLE:

HAPPY 17th

BIRTHDAY !!!